Welcome to Promo Punks® — a place where a delightfully opinionated team of designers, makers, and creative instigators are on a long-term mission to rescue the world from painfully boring merch.
Let’s dial back the theatrics for a second. We’re not here to write poetry about pens. We’re here because most promotional products are aggressively forgettable, and someone had to do something about it.
The Promo Punks® crew came together over a shared frustration with beige ideas, lifeless giveaways, and “that’ll do” thinking. What followed was a collective decision to make merch that people actually want to keep — stuff that sparks conversations, raises eyebrows, or at the very least doesn’t end its life in a desk drawer.
Behind the scenes, it’s equal parts creativity and controlled chaos. Late nights, too much caffeine, spirited debates over details nobody else would notice — and then the magic moment when an idea turns into something oddly perfect. We’ve made things that have surprised clients, confused accountants, and, occasionally, even impressed ourselves.
Forget sigh-inducing swag. We’re talking glow-in-the-dark toilet paper, T-shirts that feel like a win, and coffee mugs that understand mornings are not a personality trait.
That’s Promo Punks®. A team that takes creativity seriously, but not itself. Conventional is optional, boring is banned, and fun is non-negotiable. Jump in, get a little weird, and let’s make merch that actually deserves to exist.
Who started Promo Punks®?
Meet Pascal: The Punk Instigator
Pascal is the creative troublemaker behind Promo Punks®, on a lifelong mission to eliminate boring merch. He turns rough ideas into things people actually want to keep, questions anything that feels too safe, and has an uncanny ability to charm suppliers into pulling off the impossible.
Allergic to bland and obsessed with detail, Pascal believes one thing above all else: if your logo’s going on it, it better be worth existing.