DESCRIPTION & SPECS
Let’s be dead set: the "car park towel dance" is a stitch-up. We’ve all seen it—some poor bugger trying to shimmy out of a steamer while a rogue gust of wind turns their Kmart towel into a cape, giving the local Nannas a front-row seat to the full monty. The Microfiber Hooded Towel is the professional-grade kit for legends who’d rather spend their energy on the swell than on public indecency charges.
This isn't some thin, soggy rag your mum gave you in year seven. It’s a high-spec, mobile fortress of privacy. Whether you’re peeling off a 4/3mm in a freezing Vicco winter or drying off after a sunrise dip in the West, this poncho is your personal locker room on wheels.
- Anti-Flashing Privacy Shield — a massive 110cm of "none of your business." It's wide enough to move your arms inside without looking like you’re wrestling a shark, keeping your dignity (and your bits) firmly under wraps
- Turbo-Suck Microfiber Tech — forged from high-density fibers that drink water faster than a thirsty tradie at 4:00 PM on a Friday. It sucks the moisture off your skin instantly and dries out on the dash before you’ve even hit the Maccas drive-thru.
- The "Southerly Buster" Hood — a 13-inch deep-cut hood to dry your mop and shield your noggin from the biting wind or the brutal midday sun. Essential for avoiding that "frozen ear" vibe after a winter session.
- Ute-Friendly Chassis — unlike those massive cotton robes that take up more room than a spare tyre, this microfiber beast folds down smaller than a bag of snag rolls. Toss it in the backpack, the boot, or the board bag and you’re gold.
- Universal "Big Unit" Fit — a generous 82cm x 110cm architectural cut designed to fit everyone from lanky grommets to fully-grown units. It’s got more room than a beachfront mansion in Byron.
- 7 Ripped Colours — whether you want to stay stealthy at the secret spot or be seen from the moon, we’ve got a shade for you: Stealth Black, Slate Gray, Deep Sea Blue, High-Vis Pink, Electric Purple, Lush Green, Rose Red
- Dimensions: 110cm (H) × 82cm (W)
- Material: Performance-Grade Microfiber (Sand-Flicker approved)
- Packaging: Individual OPP "Keep-Clean" Bag
- Care: Chuck it in the wash. Cold water. NO fabric softeners (unless you want it to stop absorbing water, you legend).
SIZES & COLOURS
No need to fret over product size or color just yet! Rest assured, our pricing and minimum order quantity are consistent across all colors and sizes of the same product, providing you with flexibility and peace of mind.
During the quoting process, we’ll work closely with you to determine your preferred color choices and desired sizes. Our team is dedicated to ensuring that every detail meets your expectations.
We understand that choosing the right product specifications is crucial, and we're here to guide you every step of the way, making sure your final selection perfectly aligns with your needs and vision.
DECORATION & CUSTOMISATION
Ready to pimp your brand’s ride? With Promo Punks’ Decoration Guide, we’ll turn your ideas into merch magic! From the classy threads of embroidery to the bold pop of Supacolour, and even the laser-sharp sass of engraving, we’ve got the deets to make your swag scream awesome. Whether it’s corporate cool or giveaway gold, the right decoration method can take your brand from “meh” to “HECK YEAH!”
We’ve broken it all down—pros, cons, and the nitty-gritty on what works best for your stuff. Want something loud and proud? Sub it up with sublimation. Need that subtle bougie touch? Deboss it, baby! Whatever your vibe, we’ll help you make the right call. Check out our full extended decoration guide and let’s create merch that doesn’t just turn heads—it drops jaws. Let’s do this!
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DESCRIPTION & SPECS
Let’s be dead set: the "car park towel dance" is a stitch-up. We’ve all seen it—some poor bugger trying to shimmy out of a steamer while a rogue gust of wind turns their Kmart towel into a cape, giving the local Nannas a front-row seat to the full monty. The Microfiber Hooded Towel is the professional-grade kit for legends who’d rather spend their energy on the swell than on public indecency charges.
This isn't some thin, soggy rag your mum gave you in year seven. It’s a high-spec, mobile fortress of privacy. Whether you’re peeling off a 4/3mm in a freezing Vicco winter or drying off after a sunrise dip in the West, this poncho is your personal locker room on wheels.
- Anti-Flashing Privacy Shield — a massive 110cm of "none of your business." It's wide enough to move your arms inside without looking like you’re wrestling a shark, keeping your dignity (and your bits) firmly under wraps
- Turbo-Suck Microfiber Tech — forged from high-density fibers that drink water faster than a thirsty tradie at 4:00 PM on a Friday. It sucks the moisture off your skin instantly and dries out on the dash before you’ve even hit the Maccas drive-thru.
- The "Southerly Buster" Hood — a 13-inch deep-cut hood to dry your mop and shield your noggin from the biting wind or the brutal midday sun. Essential for avoiding that "frozen ear" vibe after a winter session.
- Ute-Friendly Chassis — unlike those massive cotton robes that take up more room than a spare tyre, this microfiber beast folds down smaller than a bag of snag rolls. Toss it in the backpack, the boot, or the board bag and you’re gold.
- Universal "Big Unit" Fit — a generous 82cm x 110cm architectural cut designed to fit everyone from lanky grommets to fully-grown units. It’s got more room than a beachfront mansion in Byron.
- 7 Ripped Colours — whether you want to stay stealthy at the secret spot or be seen from the moon, we’ve got a shade for you: Stealth Black, Slate Gray, Deep Sea Blue, High-Vis Pink, Electric Purple, Lush Green, Rose Red
- Dimensions: 110cm (H) × 82cm (W)
- Material: Performance-Grade Microfiber (Sand-Flicker approved)
- Packaging: Individual OPP "Keep-Clean" Bag
- Care: Chuck it in the wash. Cold water. NO fabric softeners (unless you want it to stop absorbing water, you legend).
SIZES & COLOURS
No need to fret over product size or color just yet! Rest assured, our pricing and minimum order quantity are consistent across all colors and sizes of the same product, providing you with flexibility and peace of mind.
During the quoting process, we’ll work closely with you to determine your preferred color choices and desired sizes. Our team is dedicated to ensuring that every detail meets your expectations.
We understand that choosing the right product specifications is crucial, and we're here to guide you every step of the way, making sure your final selection perfectly aligns with your needs and vision.
DECORATION & CUSTOMISATION
Ready to pimp your brand’s ride? With Promo Punks’ Decoration Guide, we’ll turn your ideas into merch magic! From the classy threads of embroidery to the bold pop of Supacolour, and even the laser-sharp sass of engraving, we’ve got the deets to make your swag scream awesome. Whether it’s corporate cool or giveaway gold, the right decoration method can take your brand from “meh” to “HECK YEAH!”
We’ve broken it all down—pros, cons, and the nitty-gritty on what works best for your stuff. Want something loud and proud? Sub it up with sublimation. Need that subtle bougie touch? Deboss it, baby! Whatever your vibe, we’ll help you make the right call. Check out our full extended decoration guide and let’s create merch that doesn’t just turn heads—it drops jaws. Let’s do this!
